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THE FLU SONG (aka: “The Flu” “Flu Song”, “The Swine Flu”,
“H1N1”)
Words and Music by Doug Long [Key of C 4/4:150-160 bpm]
(Time: 3:19)
Band: Oney Oink and his Barnyard Critters
Copyright © 2010 by 2815699 Canada Inc.
Published by SongsLyricsMusic.com
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All Rights Reserved.
[VERSE 1]
(C) WASH YOUR HANDS A THOUSAND TIMES A (G7) DAY,
(G7) WEAR A FACE MASK EVERYWHERE YOU (C) GO,
DON’T TOUCH YOUR FACE, YOUR EYES, YOUR MOUTH, YOUR (G7)
NOSE.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE, DON’T GET (C) CLOSE.
[VERSE 2]
(C) LOCK YOUR DOORS AND PUT YOURSELF TO (G7) BED,
PULL THE COVERS WAY UP OVER YOUR (C) HEAD,
DON’T TRAVEL ANYWHERE, BY PLANE, OR (G7) TRAIN.
DON’T GET CHILLED AND STAY, OUT OF THE (C) RAIN.
[CHORUS 1]
[VERSE 3]
(C) DRINK LOTS OF WATER, TAKE YOUR VITA (G7) MINS,
AND IF FRIENDS COME A CALLING, DON’T LET THEM (C) IN,
DON’T SHARE YOUR FOOD, YOUR CUP, YOUR TOWEL, YOUR (G7)
CLOTHES.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE, DON’T GET (C) CLOSE.
[VERSE 4]
(C) STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, FROM WORK AND IF YOU (G7)
PLEASE
USE A TISSUE EVERYTIME YOU (C) SNEEZE,
DON’T DANCE, DON’T KISS, DON’T HUG DON’T SHAKE (G7) THOSE
HANDS.
STAY AWAY FROM CRITTERS, IF YOU (C) CAN.
[CHORUS 2]
[VERSE 5]
(C) H1N1, ASIAN, SWINE OR (G7) BIRD,
THE FLU AIN’T FUNNY, OR SO I’VE (C) HEARD,
SORE THROAT AND COUGH, PNEUMONIA HAS BEEN (G7) SEEN.
WELL HONEY, THAT’S WHY THEY INVENTED, FLU (C) VACCINE.
[FINAL CHORUS]
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[CHORUS 1]
(C) BUT, WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) BETTER WATCH OUT IT’S COMING AFTER (C) YOU
(C) WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G7) YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OR YOU’RE (F) GONNA (G7) GET
THE
(C) FLU
[CHORUS 2]
(C) BUT, WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT IT’S COMING AFTER (C) YOU
(C) WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
HON, (G7) YOU BETTER TAKE CARE ‘CAUSE YOU’RE (F) GONNA
(G7) GET THE (C) FLU
[FINAL CHORUS ]
(C) BUT, WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ‘CAUSE IT’S COMING AFTER (C) YOU
(C) WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) HON, YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OR YOU’RE (F) GONNA (G7)
GET THE
(C) FLU
(G) WELL, YOU (F) BETTER WATCH OUT ‘CAUSE IT’S (G7)
COMING AFTER (C) YOU
WOO! COUGHING FITS (FADE OUT).
[NOTE: LETTERS IN PARENTHESES INDICATE CHORDS TO PLAY.]
[OPTIONAL VERSE 5]
(C) EXERCISE TO KEEP THE FLU (G7) AWAY
STAY OUT OF HOT TUBS, THEY ARE NOT (C) OK
TRY SAUNA BATHS, TRY YOGA, SEX AND (G7) PILLS
DO ANYTHING YOU CAN, TO NOT GET (C) ILL.
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