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"The Flu Song", written and composed by Canadian Songwriter Doug Long*, qualifies as Canadian content (Music & Lyrics) under CRTC MAPL guidelines.
 


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The Flu Song
Words & Music by Doug Long
© 2009


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"THE FLU SONG" CHORDS AND LYRICS

THE FLU SONG (aka: ďThe FluĒ ďFlu SongĒ, ďThe Swine FluĒ, ďH1N1Ē)
Words and Music by Doug Long [Key of C 4/4:150-160 bpm] (Time: 3:19)
Band: Oney Oink and his Barnyard Critters
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[VERSE 1]
(C) WASH YOUR HANDS A THOUSAND TIMES A (G7) DAY,
(G7) WEAR A FACE MASK EVERYWHERE YOU (C) GO,
DONíT TOUCH YOUR FACE, YOUR EYES, YOUR MOUTH, YOUR (G7) NOSE.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE, DONíT GET (C) CLOSE.

[VERSE 2]
(C) LOCK YOUR DOORS AND PUT YOURSELF TO (G7) BED,
PULL THE COVERS WAY UP OVER YOUR (C) HEAD,
DONíT TRAVEL ANYWHERE, BY PLANE, OR (G7) TRAIN.
DONíT GET CHILLED AND STAY, OUT OF THE (C) RAIN.

[CHORUS 1]

[VERSE 3]
(C) DRINK LOTS OF WATER, TAKE YOUR VITA (G7) MINS,
AND IF FRIENDS COME A CALLING, DONíT LET THEM (C) IN,
DONíT SHARE YOUR FOOD, YOUR CUP, YOUR TOWEL, YOUR (G7) CLOTHES.
STAY AWAY FROM PEOPLE, DONíT GET (C) CLOSE.

[VERSE 4]
(C) STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL, FROM WORK AND IF YOU (G7) PLEASE
USE A TISSUE EVERYTIME YOU (C) SNEEZE,
DONíT DANCE, DONíT KISS, DONíT HUG DONíT SHAKE (G7) THOSE HANDS.
STAY AWAY FROM CRITTERS, IF YOU (C) CAN.

[CHORUS 2]

[VERSE 5]
(C) H1N1, ASIAN, SWINE OR (G7) BIRD,
THE FLU AINíT FUNNY, OR SO IíVE (C) HEARD,
SORE THROAT AND COUGH, PNEUMONIA HAS BEEN (G7) SEEN.
WELL HONEY, THATíS WHY THEY INVENTED, FLU (C) VACCINE.

[FINAL CHORUS]

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[CHORUS 1]

(C) BUT, WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) BETTER WATCH OUT ITíS COMING AFTER (C) YOU
(C) WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G7) YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OR YOUíRE (F) GONNA (G7) GET THE
(C) FLU

[CHORUS 2]

(C) BUT, WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ITíS COMING AFTER (C) YOU
(C) WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
HON, (G7) YOU BETTER TAKE CARE ĎCAUSE YOUíRE (F) GONNA (G7) GET THE (C) FLU

[FINAL CHORUS ]

(C) BUT, WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT ĎCAUSE ITíS COMING AFTER (C) YOU
(C) WOO (G7) HOO (AM) HOO
NO (F) MATTER (C) WHAT YOU (G) DO,
(G) HON, YOU BETTER TAKE CARE OR YOUíRE (F) GONNA (G7) GET THE
(C) FLU
(G) WELL, YOU (F) BETTER WATCH OUT ĎCAUSE ITíS (G7) COMING AFTER (C) YOU

WOO! COUGHING FITS (FADE OUT).



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[OPTIONAL VERSE 5]

(C) EXERCISE TO KEEP THE FLU (G7) AWAY
STAY OUT OF HOT TUBS, THEY ARE NOT (C) OK
TRY SAUNA BATHS, TRY YOGA, SEX AND (G7) PILLS
DO ANYTHING YOU CAN, TO NOT GET (C) ILL.
 

 
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